Saw one of these things for the USA. Decided we needed an English version.
These are the most British insults I’ve ever heard.
I’m very strong, I could fight off maybe 20 snails, 21 on a good day
i followed my heart and it led me into the fridge
*steps on something wet* *screams for 34 years*
Home alone? No, I think you mean Wicked starring me